"Okay! I'm ready!"
"Wait, what the hell is that?"
"What?"
"Those James, what'er those?"
"Sunglasses??"
"Ya... what's going on there?"
"Aren't they incredible! I got'um from this guy outside of kmart for fifteen bucks! They're old school Oakleys!"
"They're hideous James... you look like 'Macho Man' Randy Savage!"
"No I don't! They're throwbacks!"
"No. It's not time... I mean, it's too recent James. You just can't rock mint green, wrap-around Oakleys now! They have mirrored lenses for christ'sakes!"
"I know! They're absolutely stunning! ...and $15 bucks? C'mon! You can't tell me that's not a deal! Huh? Carol? Huh? C'Mon!"
"'Outside of Kmart'? No! I maintain my position: it's too early you dork! I feel like you should have a perm and a fluorescent tank top to be able to wear those."
"It's comin'! Just wait! I'm bringin' back the whole look!"
"I'll divorce you."
"Nope. You'd rock some high-waist Bongo shorts and baggy halter top or something! We'd re-trend! Look, everyone had these glasses back-in-the-day. They're totally 'Guns n' Roses'!"
"Don't bring GNR into this! ...Axels' sacred, you know that! More to the point, you were like 10 when those ugly things were trendy."
"Exactly!! I didn't have a pair! ..... now I do! Can we go now? I wanna hurry and come back 'cause the guys are comin' over to look at these babies!"
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