THE HIDDEN TRACK

The following passages are dedicated to Leopold, to the vernacular, to certain evil women (you know who you are), to certain wonderful people(they know who they are), to soft afternoons and quiet Sunday evenings, to Fall and seeing your breath for the first time since Spring, and to Isabelle Ya Feng ... a soul slipped by like two ships passing in the still, moonlit sea.
-- Abraham Ahmed, the Surfing Beatnik



Shammy...

I hadn't been in the office for more than a half hour when I was again jolted by the sudden appearance of the cat in the white tux.
I had just poured my fifth cup of morning joe and was adding in my usual moring componant of Johnny W. to get things off to a numb start. I turned to head back to my spot at the window of my 16th floor nook when sure-as-the-bongos-played there was the cat in the white tux! Mr. Arlen Sham Heimeister - Ol'Sham the kitten would call him.
"Have a seat Shammy me'boy" I says as I turn off the latest news broadcast: a chicky singing for a soap comercial anyhow.
"Well, that's more like it! And don't mid if I do"
"Cigar?"
"Oh, no thanks my good fellow- you know, you shouldn't smoke it renders the heart completely inoperable at a time in your life when you may need it the most. I say, would you happen to have a bit of brandy to get this fine morning of to a crispt start?"
Brandy, he always asked for the stuff. I could never put it down daddio and when I say put it down I mean PUT IT DOWN (the ole' pipe that is.)
"'fraid I don't pops, uh, a coffee perhaps?"
"nnnnno no no no, coffee brings out the Hyde in me. Say, lets talk business shall we? I have been pondering a new concept for your next peice; what say you to a blochant' of green and browns with a hint of blue?"
"Like, I say: count me out ... I don't to Blue Chants"
"Blochant my boy."
"Sure thing, Blochant! Like, I'm a musician pops and real one at that, these is a side business, you understand, a bill-payer ya dig?"
A critic by his own right. The cat was smoth, I gotta give it to him, but boy could he criminal a conversation. Ole' Shammy the hammy knew what lerked arouned the next few questions. He new that I would never budge from my spot at trhe window. He knew that I would never take on the ideals of popular opinion and fold at the drop of a derby.
Ah, but what of the canvas and brush man, what-of-the-canvas-and-brush! You see ole' shammy was me, ole' was me in my own way climbing up a mountain of attempt to get me to stray away from the things I most desire and to hike on down the lane of popular notion and uniform conformity.
Ole' shammy was a ham alright! Always trying to give me the business about changing who I am... besides, how many surfing beatniks are there really?

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